I had a donut yesterday.

Tay Swift’s new video just annoyingly sold the new single. 

It hasn’t been released “officially” yet. Click here to watch it. 

(Not totally buying she would never, ever, ever, ever get back with that dood. He’s seriously hot.)

I’m wearing eau de Taylor Swift today (I got a free sample with my Sephora order, okay?) and I kind of love it. Yesterday I paid actual hard-earned monies for that Justin Bieber song with the incorrect grammar. I saw Hunger Games. Twice. At what point do I just give up on being an adult and embrace my regression into a tween?

GPOY.

Taylor Swift in J. Mendel

Jennifer Nettles in Max Azria

Well done, Ladies. 

YOU GUYS. 

The strange/unlikely/out-of-character crush I have on Zac Efron just got so much worse. 

And by “worse” I mean “better”. 

Love you T. Swiz but stop dressing like a sister wife. 

• Chris Brown won a Grammy. Good call, voters, let’s award unapologetic abusers.

• Tay got a standing ovation for her song “Mean” and did her faux-surprised “who, little ol me?!” shtick. Come on, girl. OF COURSE thin-skinned celebs are going to applaud the shit out of a song about mean critics.

Also she’s on the February cover of Vogue? Big time, Tay. Maybe you should have waited to cut those new bangs before posing, though.

Tay Swift says her new album will be about “crash-and-burn heartbreak.”

What a surprise.